Every Mission's a Suicide mission

..when I'm in command. Welcome new recruits, to Brannigan's Law! Where the key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep. You might be wondering "While I'm sleeping in it?" You won't have time to sleep, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. And while we know nothing about our enemy, their way of life, culture, or what they look like, we DO know they stand for everything we stand against. Plus, they told me you guy's look like dorks! Now, call me cocky, but if there's an alien out there I can't kill I haven't met him and killed him yet. But I can't go in alone. That's why I'm ordering every available ship to report for duty. Anyone without a ship should secure a weapon and fire wildly into the air.

@RedBeard-Steel its beautiful T.T

We are on Ship 2, Ur, btw. Should have mentioned that.

@RedBeard-Steel said in Every Mission's a Suicide mission:

We are on Ship 2, Ur, btw. Should have mentioned that.

First time I'm upset about being on ship 1

@Tekmut said in Every Mission's a Suicide mission:

@RedBeard-Steel said in Every Mission's a Suicide mission:

We are on Ship 2, Ur, btw. Should have mentioned that.

First time I'm upset about being on ship 1

How very neutral of you.

I'm alarmingly hot and bothered rn.

@Rantious said in Every Mission's a Suicide mission:

I'm alarmingly hot and bothered rn.

That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.

What will we call ourselves @RedBeard-Steel

@ZobEXtC Branagainiacs?