I'm so sorry. I'm reminded now of why Sega thinks we can't have nice things. Why the auto-translation in DC PSO doesn't exist in GC/XBox.
(Spread) (Elf/Legs) (Today)!
Ok, I'll admit I got a laugh out of that one.
What I'm sorry about is that I find that one funny, too.
And, despite the fact that Sega took out auto-translate, S-E did not, so FFXIV is replete with pervy phrases like this in those colored paranthesis!