This has been one big bad week of dumb circumstances so it had me thinking just how common really stupid deaths are in this game!
Reason #1 My cat got jealous of the game and decided to sit on my wrist and managed to not only crush my arm and controller but also pull out the cord.
Reason #2 I spilled hot soup on myself because I thought it was a good idea to eat molten lava while catching an UQ
Reason #3 I sneezed so hard I gave myself a nosebleed, thanks winter!
So what’s your dumbest death? Was it your fault? Did fate just have it out for you today?